I'm tweet tweet tweet twittering now, because a little birdie told me to. I'm learning all sorts of things like the social capital of a #, and the broadcasting potential of an @. I also know that Katy Perry is "back in Canada and FULL of VITAMINS" and I'm happy to report that President Chavez is THIS excited about football: "Ayayayyyyyyyy Paraguay.... Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll!! Viva Venezuela!!"
I've already been publically shamed by a fellow tweeter, so my whole twitter universe now knows to address me as "Weeny." Luckily, it only consists of five followers. Not all news travels fast on the blogosphere.
But you'll know when "Weeny" goes viral.
